In what universe would it be okay for someone to take a redneck dip in a hotel fountain?

All the world is a stage, concierges are but actors in it.

Being an asshole to us just makes you look like an asshole.

Many people have asked me, "Why title your book Creating a Concierge?" There is no correct answer. Call it creation, evolution, or chance, but ultimately it's what felt right.

Frank: Dude. Bro. I'm not wearing underwear. Is it nippley outside?

My safe word is pineapple.

I don't want your hanging meat parasailing toward me. Please, double bubble-wrap it, and put it in storage already.

Everyone knows you drink white wine with ass. I'm joking; don't drink any wine with ass. It doesn't pair well.

We, as a society, will never grow into a better world unless we change our outdated views of the world. We should not adopt and carry forward the way people have been mistreated in the past, but instead pave a way to love and acceptance, or the future generation will fail.

I speak New Orleans sassy black woman dialect. I love it.